I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

Steven Wright

Reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.

Richard P Feynman

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

Oscar Wilde

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